mercutihoe:

Me: has ten essays, two projects, and six presentations all due tomorrow

Me at 11 pm, having done none of these things:

(via meatyravinoli)

birf:

ottermatopoeia:

babyanimalgifs:

high five gone wrong

HE DID A GOOD JOB

@ramenudes @nimerlie @smoochiest 

(via meatyravinoli)

(Source: brandsilva, via suspend)

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

(Source: karina-padilla, via crystallized-teardrops)

angryblackgirlrants:

“I am my own muse, I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.” -Frida Kahlo 

(via angryblackgirlrants-blog-deacti)

mabylc:

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

(via bitter-feminist)

Victoria Aveyard, Queen Song (via thequotejournals)

(Source: thequotejournals.com, via queengaia)

There is no greater pain or punishment than memory.

juggernautofsin:

freedoritos:

theaztecthrasher:

sa-gal:

pinchblog:

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

I’m screaming

Take it like a man

What if he says yes

then you start making memories

(via ugly)